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 A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the Director. Picking himself up, he yelled, “What the hell was that for?”

The director ranted: “That’s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #@&%*~! My dad perished in that bombing!”  ”I am not Japanese, you stupid **~#@#!?*! I am Chinese!” “Yeah yeah yeah… Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same”, retorted Spielberg. Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender.

A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat onto the floor.  ”What was that for?” exclaimed the director. “That’s for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!” the Chinese replied. “You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!” shouted the director.  ”Yeah yeah yeah… Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you are all the same!

More Weird, Amazing, Useless Facts…

 

·         111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

·         If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

·         Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

·         Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

 ·         The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it

. ·         The average human swollows 8 spiders in their lifetime at night while they sleep.

·           A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

·        It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 

·           In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

 ·         The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.”

 ·         “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.

·         The youngest pope was 11 years old.

 ·         The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

 ·         A snail can sleep for 3 years.

 ·         American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

 ·         China has more people who speak English than the United States.

·         The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

·         A polar bear’s skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

·         Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older

·         If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb

·         Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

·         The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

·         TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

·         The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 

An engineer’s 10 engg commandments of Life….

1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on
the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in
the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being
present…PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can’t convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four
lettered word.