Got an Idea….

5 12 2006

Well finally started up my project :) ….doesnt mean started writin the coding …..just got an idea about my project….te guy who told me everythin was indeed gud….gav me an clear idea of wat i am goin to do …..Well he thought me How LSB(Least Significant Bit) Algorithm should be used in my project to hide the text in an audio (wave)file….Now I hav got a crystal clear idea of wat should be done in my project :) ….he was rele cool ….it seems like he graduated last yr and now hes workin dere…..

The GUI for my project should be done with Java Swing….So he thought me some basics in Java Swing….I hav asked him time for studyin Java Swing……Well for te next two days i hav to get to kno somethin about Swing…..Went thro te net got some idea about Swing…After learnin something abt Swing,I hav to meet him on thursday when he wil tell me wat r al te features I should hav in my GUI like frames, buttons etc….

Sample Code for HelloWorldSwing

import javax.swing.*;

public class HelloWorldSwing {

/**

* Create the GUI and show it. For thread safety,

* this method should be invoked from the

* event-dispatching thread.

*/

private static void createAndShowGUI() {

//Make sure we have nice window decorations.

JFrame.setDefaultLookAndFeelDecorated(true);

 

//Create and set up the window.

JFrame frame = new JFrame(“HelloWorldSwing”);

frame.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);

 

//Add the ubiquitous “Hello World” label.

JLabel label = new JLabel(“Hello World”);

frame.getContentPane().add(label);

 

//Display the window.

frame.pack();

frame.setVisible(true);

}

 

public static void main(String[] args) {

//Schedule a job for the event-dispatching thread:

//creating and showing this application’s GUI.

javax.swing.SwingUtilities.invokeLater(new Runnable() {

public void run() {

createAndShowGUI();

}

});

}

}

A Snap shot of te above Swing progrm…..

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One Minute IQ test….

5 12 2006

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Scroll down for the Answer……

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Never Giv up in Life….

5 12 2006

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Funny…

5 12 2006

Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Margaret, who created the universe?”

When Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Margaret and the Nun said “Very good” and Margaret fell back asleep.

A while later the Nun asked Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But, Margaret didn’t even stir from her slumber.

0nce again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Margaret and the Nun said “Very Good” and Margaret fell back asleep.

Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question.

“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”

Again Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”

The Nun fainted…..





Least Significant Bit Algorithm…

5 12 2006

How a text can be hidden in a audio wave…….Well I got the answer from an algorithm ,The LSB(Least Significant Bit)…. :) I hav to make use of dis algorithm in my codings……The file below has got the details abt the algorithm…….

audio_steganography.pdf

 





Wise Answer…

5 12 2006

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? ” The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic …

What did he say ???

Guess ……

He said : “Try to do it when the engine is running”.

 





Wait n Watch….

5 12 2006

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Heheheee….

5 12 2006

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Sardar is relaxing

One Sardar was enjoying his Sun on a Beach in UK.

A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing”

Sardar answered ‘” No I am Banta Singh”

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ” No No Me ! Banta Singh”

Third one came and asked the same  question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to  shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar   enjoying the Beach.

He went and asked him ” Are you Relaxing?”. The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on  his face and said “Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here”





E-Mail ids..

5 12 2006

Indian criceters are taking a lot of sick these days…do you want to contribute to their misery…write to them here…


1.LAXMAN:

available@home-only.com

2.GANGULY:

nowdays@no_use.com

3.KUMBLE:

only@test_match.com

4.SACHIN:

admitted@hospital.com

5.KAIF:

good@for_nothing.com

6.SEHWAG:

consistently@out_of_form.com

7.DRAVID:

stick@crease_like_fevicol.com

8.PATHAN:

takewickets@only_with_kenya.com

9. GREG CHAPPELL

only_experiment@noresult.com

10. Munaf Patel

only_line&length@nospeed.com

11.Harbhajan Singh

no_spinpitch@nowicket.com

12. Suresh Raina

why_i_am_there@god_knows.com

Get a reply…Pls forward it here… me@boredsilly.nut





Illusion

5 12 2006

If you stare at the image

Close enough

Hard enough

Long enough

you should see a

Giraffe !!

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