Leavin Home…

            Christmas hols begins…..I thought i wil leave tomorrow……But mom calld me and askd me to leave tonite….so I ve to leave……

everythin packd…..

bus at 9.30 pm….

stil three more hrs to go….

so dis new year back at home…..

(Note: Hey ebby n vini Happy christmas and new year…….)

Guys try dis out…….

QUIZ :

I flunked out on this one…let’s see how you guys do….

You require only 4 correct answers to achieve a passing grade. It is that easy!!!

1. How long did the 100 year war last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI’s first name?
8. What color is a purple finch?
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

All done?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below.

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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

(Remember, passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI’s first name? Albert
What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange, of course.

So how many u got rite…….not even one …..

Telephone bill…

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.