Looooong WeekEnds

Laziness!!!

Laziness!!!

Laziness!!!

Was Part of me durin the weekends….No project classes,No programs …..Just enjoyed as if bein at home durin vacation….Eatin well, Sound sleep most of the time n watchin movs were the deeds …..Somethin fruitful to write abt : As HOD insisted ,went to library,searched out for ME projects…..Found out one nice document to refer…..To my surprise found the document has got some statistical analysis of the LSB algorithm which we hav been applyin…..The analysis part of the algorithm was wat we (me n vamshi) were lookin for……So finally got it !!!!!

Finally decided to add one more module to the project(an extra one to make it look even more better)…….The conversion of mp3 files into wav files……Dis idea of addin an extra module came to my mind when I got dat particular conversion code frm an IT guy…..Tried to execute the code for nearly six times….Got pissed off with it as no window appeared….So decided to seek some guidance frm our External guide……Maybe in the forthcomin weeks Hav to design the GUI for dat module again in Java Swing….. a busy week ahead…..

Wished priya on her birthday…..Me n vinitha(priyas child hood frnd) thot of givin her a surprise by wishin her at the same time(by makin a conference call) at 12 ‘o clock….But it dint end up dat way… vini hav slept by dat time…..at 12 tried callin vini ….No way arnd she was pickin the phone….Finally hav to wish Priya alone….the next day it was johns birthday….wished him….bashed him like anythin……

Simple Puzzle..

See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common…….

Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?

Give It Another Try….

OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat.

This Is Cool.If u got it correct giv me a comment den…..

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Answer:

In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at
the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be
the same word.
Did you figure it out?

Ultimate in women’s body piercing….

Men  all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this ‘zip’  procedure.

I personally feel dat every money spent on dis  is worth it ….

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Test your IQ???

Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life…..

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The Pursuit of Happyness-a feel good film

Hav been watchin a lot of movs durin the weekends ….Some of them r Employee of the month,Three,My super Ex girl friend and The pursuit of Happyness….But thot of postin somethin abt dis mov in particular, just to irritate EBBY who was the one eagerly waitin for the mov to get released …..Now hes in bangalore …..was chattin wit him durin the weekend….I told him dat i hav seen the mov….gone crazy he even askd me to zip it n sent thro G-talk….Poor fellow missd the mov…..Neway hav promised him i wil get him a copy of it when he comes for the next review……

Story line :
Well inspired by a true story, about a homeless single dad and his son. Will Smith plays Chris Gardner, a San Francisco salesman trying to unload bulky bone scanners while his depressed wife, Linda , works scut jobs. She splits for New York, leaving hubby and their five-year-old son, Christopher (cutie Jaden Smith, son of Will Smith), to fend for themselves. Rent is due, but Chris thinks he can pursue happyness (the misspelling is on a mural at the kid’s day-care center) by landing on an internship at a prestigious stock brokerage firm, he and his son endure many hardships. It’s a training program that doesn’t pay until he gets hired, if he gets hired. Soon, father and son are scrounging for food and living in homeless shelters and train-station toilets. as Chris suits up for success by day and fights off despair by night. Overcomin all dese odds he comes out successful….there ends the movie……

My review :

Well ebby , To be frank dis movie dint meet the hype or the expectation we had when we saw the trailor …Dis movie was inspired by a true story : Chris Gardner, a multi millionaire (founder of Corewell Development Ltd) who started his life as a stock broker…the real Chris Gardener has made an guest appearance in the mov at the last scene wher he just passes by will smith n his son(got dis info thro net)…..Will Smith has given a fantastic performance. Will Smith is on the march towards Oscar.Has been nominated in the best actor category.The role needed gravity, smarts, charm, humor . Smith brings it in dis movie. He’s the real deal…… Will Smith’s son has done well who makes his debut . This is one of the few Holywood movies to deal with how people live and survive….

Memorable Quote:

Chris Gardner : [to his son] You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they wanna tell you that you can’t do it. You want something? Go get it.

Voted Women’s Favorite E-mail of the Year(2006)

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

“Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

.At 9 P.M.! he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.”

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.”

You’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”

Find the red dot

Another variation or the ‘exortic’ puzzle…This is the last of this kind that will be posted on My blog…to some it may not be funny…for the others if you have the time try it…

(Using Headphones is an added advantage to solve it)….

redbutton.pps

Genius…

AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SLIPPERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE  ?

FOLLOW THE SAME METHOD AS THIS

GENIUS SARDAR!–

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Guaranteed to make you smile….. especially since it’s a true story.

On july 20, 1969, as commander of the apollo 11 lunar module, neil armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.

His first words after stepping on the moon, “that’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” were televised to earth and heard by millions.

But just before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark “good luck, mr. gorsky.”

Many people at nasa though it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut.

However, upon checking, there was no gorsky in either the russian or american space programs.

Over the years many people questioned armstrong as to what the “good luck, mr. gorsky…” statement meant, but armstrong always just smiled.

On july 5, 1995, in tampa bay, florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to armstrong. this time he finally responded.

Mr. gorsky had died, so neil armstrong felt he could answer the question.

In 1938 when he was a kid in a small midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard.

His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor’s yard by the bedroom windows.

His neighbors were mr. and mrs. gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young armstrong heard mrs. gorsky shouting at mr. gorsky.

“Sex! you want sex?! you’ll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”

…True story????…anyone???

Monkey Business..

            A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,”I’ll have a C monkey please.”
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying,That’ll be $5000.”

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?”
The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?”
“Oh,that one’s a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, VB, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own.

The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven’t actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager.”