Project review-1

21 01 2007

A restless week :

I spent the whole week preparin the review docs and presentations…..Hate doin dat :( …. as vamshi was my teammate(unfortunately..), we shared the work…dat made the work easier….finished off everythin in a week…. :)

Well honestly speakin we (moi n vamshi) r not good partners…we never come to an common conclusion…As he joined me lately , I hav to explain everythin to him….

Project Review :

Jan 12th -the day of my project review……woke up in te mornin …got ready ….Had dat professinal look wit formal wears , pinnin Id cards and shoes…..

Attended morning assembly after a long time…The walk to the assembly was pretty relaxed and calm in contrast to those in normal coll days(wher we run instead of walkin)…..

Review was very kool ….not a grt deal of questions were asked…..Everythin ended up well…got good remarks frm HOD :) …In fact he was advisin us to add some more to make the project an extra ordinary one…..





Some funny maths answer sheets….

21 01 2007

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I feel pity on the teachers who handle these maths geniuses…  ;-)





Hijack

21 01 2007

One guy in the plane got up all of sudden and shouted “HIJACK” …

The passengers got scared and put their hands up …
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From the other end someone shouted “Hi John”… :lol:





Presence of mind

21 01 2007

John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he’d go ask his manager what to do.

John walked into the back room and said, “There’s a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter.” As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, So he added, “And this gentleman wants to buy the other half.”

The manager finished the deal and later said to John, “You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot.

Which place are you from?”

John replied, “I’m from Mexico, sir.”
“Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?” asked the manager.
John replied, “They’re all just prostitutes and soccer players up there.”
“My wife is from Mexico,” the manager said.

John replied, “Which team did she play for?”





Racist act…

21 01 2007

This was the news on the news channels for past one week even though it’s a few days old…. K ppl who r not aware of dis issue can hav a look at it and giv ur comments on dis issue…… 

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The issue is that some people have ill-treated Shilpa Shetty who is an Indian actress and is currently doing a reality show called “Big Brother” in England/UK.The show has celebrities who have been deserted from the world and have been kept in a house where they have to do all the house activities like cleaning,cooking and they also have to do some extra tasks.The show is being aired on Channel 4.The problem now is that Shilpa is the only Indian or for that matter Asian in the show and she’s reportedly been given Rs. 3 Crores just for participating.Daniella and Jade are the two of the other thirteen celebrities.The motive of the show is that every week,the celebrities vote one person amongst themselves out and the one who remains in the end gets all the booty(grt deal of money).

Interestingly,none of these so called celebrities are very big celebrities.Shilpa isn’t very big in India for that matter either.

Their conversation :

Jade tackled Shilpa and said to her:

“You’re a f***king loser and a liar. Go back to the slums(India)!”

After that, Shilpa nicely asked Jade to ‘’shut up’’.

However, Jade lashed into a tirade which went something like this:

“No, you shut the f**k up. Who the f**k are you to tell me to shut up? You’re not some f**king princess in neverland .don’t give some s**t. You’re a normal housemate like everyone else. Everybody else. You need to come to terms with that.”

Shilpa :

“I’m not going to dignify this. Oh please learn some manners. You know what you need? You need elocution classes Jade!” (Sadly, I’m going to have to agree with this.)

Jade :

“I don’t want elocution classes. I don’t want elocution classes. You know what you need? Some real life in your life. Your head is so far up you’re a**, you can smell your own s**t.”

After Jade finished her argument with Shilpa,

Daniella said to Jade:

“That was f***king fantastic. She should f**k off home. She can’t even speak proper English.” (to be frank Daniella and Jade were te two who cannot speak proper English)

Consequences :

This made Shilpa break down and cry a couple of times and with that happening,it became a whole big racism issue and since then,it’s all over news channels,newspapers,magazines..everywhere.Shilpa has suddenly become more important than the Queen of England herself! .The best part is that within all this hue and cry,Ms. Shetty has not made any complaint what so ever!

1)The Carphone warehouse(official sponsors of the show in England) pulled out their sponsor ship with immediate effect.

2) Jade Goody’s and Daniella’s careers are taking a tumble.

3)Daniella’s six figure contract with the insurance company “Bennetts” has been withdrawn after she has been accused of racism.

4)The perfume shop have also withdrawn Jade Goody’s perfume “Shh..” from the shelves saying they will place them back on the shelves if Jade can give a decent explanation for the comments she has made.

5) as per public votes,Jade is out of “Big Brother show”.





Symbol of luv

21 01 2007

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Best haircut ever??

21 01 2007

Haircut, creepily realistic, looks like guy’s face..

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Am back….

21 01 2007

After nearly twenty days , I’m back updatin my blog :) …..got lil busy after new yr hols….for nearly a week preparin for my project review…..And after finishin my review,went home ….now i am back in hostel…..

New yrs eve:

Wel new yr was very grt ….movin into it without any grt deal of expectations…..Fortunately had my grandpa at home…..its said gettin blessed by elderly ones on new yr wil turn out to be good….. had my grandpas blessin’s……. :) watched the very last episode of the Star wars series(hav seen it already when it got released in 2005,but stil luv’d watchin it….stil cant forget the climax wher the Jedi(Anakin skywalker) turns into the commander of dark side….its bit emotional….).

most part of the hols spent in fightin wit my sis,which i like a lot :lol: ……makin comments,pullin her leg,bullyin her are  essential part of the fight between us……shortly after the next few days of new yrs eve, I left to hostel wit the project review days ahead….





Safe hands…

21 01 2007

Kerala’s Govt in safe hands!!!!!

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M. A. Baby – (Education!!!) graduate degree - fail

K. P. Rajendran – (Land Revenue and Legal Metrology) 10th class

Premachandran – (Water and Irrigation) 10th class PhD (Passed with highest Difficulty)

A. K. Balan – (Electricity and SC/ST Welfare) 10th fail

S. Sharma – (Fisheries) 10th fail

Elamaram Kareem – (Commerce and Industries) 10th fail

Paloli Kutty – (Rural Development, Town Planning etc) 5th class

Kodiyeri Balu – (Home, Vigilance and Tourism!!!!) 8th class

Achumama – (CM) 4th class – pass or fail doesn’t matter





Try dis….

21 01 2007

Got this from an old friend of mine…. Tried it. Laughed. Passing it on…

1- Go to www.Google.com

2- Type in “Failure”

3- Click search…Look at what, unfortunately, comes up as first listing

4- Do it soon … before the people at Google fix it!